Saturday Jul 31
Mar
11/08
Top Ten lies from SXSWi

1) I didn’t try to friend “Zuck” after seeing him in that bar last night.

2) Robert Scoble is kind of growing on me ever since that BBQ bus invitation.

3) I wish Jason Calacanis was here.

4) I didn’t acquire my date via Melissa Gira Grant articles on Valleywag.

5) I really didn’t want to go to the Facebook party anyway.

6) No, I didn’t see that on a Qik video…I was there!

7) I didn’t temporarily change my Facebook status to single while I was here.

8.) I’ve been coming to SXSW for so long, I used to party at Bruce Sterling’s house.

9) I’ve been too busy to read (insert here: twitter, Valleywag, TechMeme, etc.)

10) I’m getting a lot out this for work, so it totally justifies the expense.



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